Check Out Deez Nuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M NY" and "SINCE 1989" above

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Check Out Deez Nuts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M NY" and "SINCE 1989" aboveNutcrackers standing guard over a pile of nuts is the most aggressively territorial holiday display since the twelve foot inflatable Santa next door. Three soldiers protecting deez nuts with their lives is peak seasonal commitment. The Details: Three vintage style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side. A garland of green pine branches, orange berries, and scattered brown walnuts fills the base beneath