Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt steubenville rendered in muted skin tones

rendered in muted skin tones and white

Condensed italic white text reads "I SPEAK" above larger distressed white text reading "FLUENT" with heavy grunge texture

" and "CLASS D BASEBALL" in mixed serif and sans-serif fonts with heavy grunge texture throughout

CA" in red serif type at the bottom right

Calling yourself lucky when your best skill is a roundhouse kick in snow boots takes a level of delusion only Napoleon could sustain

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt steubenville rendered in muted skin tonesMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork