My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Earning military-style wings for a

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

A mint-green high-collared jacket with distressed texture covers the lower portion

in a town built on railroads and ranching

a Class D outfit born from a town built on mining and grit

Dark green sans-serif text at the bottom reads "DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS

My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Earning military-style wings for aSanta's sleigh is only his second favorite thing to ride, and he's not even subtle about announcing the first. Naughty list management has always been more of a personal hobby than a professional obligation. The Details: Arched white groovy lowercase text reads "my other ride is your mom" in a rounded retro typeface. Below, a detailed white vintage engraving style illustration depicts Santa Claus seated in his sleigh, waving with one hand raised. Fit