Regulators Mount Up - Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funnytrend Sparklers are the participation trophies

Sparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks

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High-contrast grayscale portrait depicts Tommy DeVito in a suit with arms crossed

Long before chain restaurants homogenized every block

Blue cursive script reads "Capitol City" above bold blue block text reading "ROLLER CLUB

Regulators Mount Up - Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt funnytrend Sparklers are the participation trophiesStrapping a Christmas tree to a station wagon requires the same tactical precision as regulating the streets, just with more pine needles and bungee cords. Suburban dads have been mounting up since December 1st and nobody gave them credit. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "REGULATORS" above a cartoon illustration of a red and wood paneled station wagon with a green Christmas tree strapped to the roof rack, topped by a small yellow