It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Long Sleeve T-Shirt covina each word slightly offset

each word slightly offset

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

carrying the name of the orchards that once defined the region

but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Long Sleeve T-Shirt covina each word slightly offsetBilly Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for, proving street philosophy peaks right around late November. Thanksgiving dinner hits different when the jive turkey at the table is you. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "It Ain't Cool Being No" on the first line, "Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line, and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line, all centered in a weathered screen print style. Fit &