Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M White line-art portrait of Clarence

White line-art portrait of Clarence Beeks in a suit and tie

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

Johnny complimenting that station wagon is the most precisely targeted act of suburban psychological warfare ever deployed at a country club

Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M White line-art portrait of ClarenceRoller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party. Westview Skateland listed a seven digit phone number because strangers were just neighbors you hadn't square danced with yet. The Details: Barrel shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below, with a small "~CHICAGO~" stamp at upper right. A 1950s hand drawn illustration