Large bold white block text reads "PITCHING" above distressed white text reading "GUARANTEED TO ADD 2-3" DROP ON YOUR CURVE BALL
Nameless Imperial middle management spitting that line with full confidence is the most honest performance review the Rebellion ever got
That old MUrdock exchange phone number tells you just how long it anchored the community
Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence
Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON
The Waco Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage Large bold white block textFastest hands in the West and he can't even be bothered to stand up straight. Jim earned his legend, then drank his way past caring about it, making him the sanest person in Rock Ridge. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Large golden yellow sun circle frames a distressed portrait of the Waco Kid, arms crossed in a wide brimmed hat with a slight smirk, flanked by saguaro cacti, desert shrubs, and mesa formations in orange and golden tan halftone
