North Pole Strip Club - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "COLORADO STATE LEAGUE" above a golden-yellow cartoon miner mascot in a batting pose

A faux business parody inspired by Latka from Taxi

Named for the city's famous glass jar manufacturing industry

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

" followed by two red Chinese-style dragons flanking golden-yellow numerals "1988" at the base

North Pole Strip Club - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched distressed white text readsJacked Santa working a candy cane pole like he's putting himself through elf trade school is the Christmas card Hallmark keeps rejecting. The naughty list used to mean you didn't share, now it requires a two drink minimum. The Details: White block text reads "NORTH POLE STRIP CLUB" beside a white silhouette of a muscular Santa Claus gripping a candy cane striped pole in a distressed one color illustration style. Ornamental line dividers frame white