The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White hand-drawn holiday illustrations surround

White hand-drawn holiday illustrations surround the text

with dark green text reading "904 NORTH BROADWAY - LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

Arched light blue serif text reads "GOLDFIELD

POLYNESIAN CHOW AND GROG" in smaller supporting text

Henry proved the real VIP door is always next to the dishwashers

The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White hand-drawn holiday illustrations surroundPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits