University of Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tombstone a carved jack-o'-lantern

a carved jack-o'-lantern

no survivors

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

Coral text reading "1908" appears below the batter

Fedco was a Southern California based membership department store that existed from 1948 until 1999

University of Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt tombstone a carved jack-o'-lanternFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by