Alpha Beta Retro - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Lanes like these weren't just

Lanes like these weren't just recreation

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty

flanked by white text reading "Singer" and "Emcee

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Alpha Beta Retro - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Lanes like these weren't justA retro tribute to the old school vintage grocery store brand, Alpha Beta. These stores existed between 1917 and 1995. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.