If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Moe's Tavern

Moe's Tavern

Lowercase white serif text reads "(separately of course)" at the bottom

Arched distressed white serif text reads "HAL'S QUILTS" above a centered posterized white portrait of Hal with curly hair

arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo layout

grinning mid-stride with white-gloved hands and a large scoop topped with a red cherry

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Moe's TavernGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.