Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Founding a nation was just

Founding a nation was just his way of ratio-ing King George before the internet existed

Every marina in America is just a bar that happens to have a boat ramp

A vintage hand-drawn aerial illustration depicts a mid-century resort complex with multi-story buildings

Orange circular border ring contains white text reading "WHO WANTS AN ORANGE WHIP

flanked by decorative white stars on both sides

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Founding a nation was justCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge