Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy A halftone portrait of El

A halftone portrait of El Guapo with curly dark hair and a wide grin sits centered

Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material

robbing banks in broad daylight and disappearing into the California surf

beside a circular badge reading "Class B" surrounded by "Wisconsin State League

" Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy A halftone portrait of ElRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all