I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt idaho Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Bold white brush text reads "NEWSPAPER DELIVERY" above "$2 PER MONTH • CASH

with a final exam of yelling Ecclesiastes at a town council

Putting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses

but an open bar is eternal

I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt idaho Arched distressed white serif textSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical