Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Large distressed light blue block

Large distressed light blue block text below reads "PIRATES

A triangular Lambda crest with laurel branches sits above bold white text reading "1ST PLACE

because apparently his blurry photos of humans are just as unconvincing

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose

palm tree silhouettes against a peach sunset

Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Large distressed light blue blockOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,