Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal with bold blue text "COLT

with bold blue text "COLT LANES" arched along the lower curve

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

IN" above a blue neon-outline cowboy hat and a golden-yellow neon-outline star

and Yogurt proved that the real Schwartz was always in the licensing deals

Somewhere in a drawer

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal with bold blue text "COLTOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold