All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Printed on our warm &

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

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A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer

Green and salmon distressed serif text reads "EST 1936" beside a cartoon Robin Hood character in a green outfit and red-feathered cap

opening one side to reveal a bag labeled "CAT NIP

All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Printed on our warm &Looking for a spooky twist on a classic quote? Our "All Men Are Cremated Equal" design gives you just thatfeaturing a skeletal version of Thomas Jefferson (or is it?) proclaiming equality beyond the grave! This design combines clever humor with a hint of historical parody, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor who love Halloween. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition