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Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS

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Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt Lanes like these weren't justReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with