Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt grand prix Bold cream text below reads

Bold cream text below reads "MINERS" with smaller text reading "CLASS D MINOR LEAGUE

or any gathering where you want to evoke the excitement of a bygone era filled with sequins and showgirls

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

Curved script at the bottom reads "Honolulu

Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SUMBITCH" in bold capital letters

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt grand prix Bold cream text below readsThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.