Wanna Bone? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Two dollars

Two dollars

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

and its ballclub wore that agricultural pride without apology

he sold peace of mind dressed in black

with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" and "NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEAGUE" in smaller navy type beneath

Wanna Bone? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Two dollarsSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.