Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " Italic gold-tan serif text

" Italic gold-tan serif text at the bottom reads "Las Vegas

Toots Shor's was the ultimate gathering place for athletes

Arched blue text reads "CHARLESTON

Enrollment at Maximus's academy skips the brochure and goes straight to a silent death stare until you either grab a sword or flee Rome entirely

A white outer ring surrounds the circle

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " Italic gold-tan serif textSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved