So Pitted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Nestled where the Ohio meets

Nestled where the Ohio meets the Mississippi

A white stick figure depicted mid-fall with motion lines appears at the top

A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

Ellis earned that plaque in roughly ninety seconds

White block capitals below read "THE BEST THERE EVER WAS IN THIS GAME

So Pitted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Nestled where the Ohio meetsDescribing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean. Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it. The Details: Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top. A hand drawn navy outline illustration of a barrel wave with curling lip and spray detail sits in the center, with "WAAPAH" in matching distressed navy