I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top weed and Vern walking along railroad

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a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a tall multi-story building in muted green

" A golden-yellow rounded rectangle contains a white silhouette of Rick Kane riding a wave with a small sun in the upper corner

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a high-contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop-top hairstyles

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top weed and Vern walking along railroadCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved