Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Hoodie funnyhot Vertically stacked black text reading

Vertically stacked black text reading "ESTD" and "1909" appears to the left of a front-facing steam locomotive illustration

with "ASPEN" in yellow to the left and "ESTD 1889" stacked vertically to the right

representing Oregon in the Pacific Northwest League during baseball's raw

Seguin's Toros played just one season in the Gulf States League in 1976

so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Hoodie funnyhot Vertically stacked black text readingBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals