David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Campfires got rebranded by someone

Campfires got rebranded by someone who peaked at a tailgate in 2014 and never emotionally recovered

Small spaced-out golden-yellow serif text reads "WRITTEN AND" above "DIRECTED BY" in a distressed vintage style

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Caulking guns angled like that are doing more legal work than most defense attorneys

Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Campfires got rebranded by someoneDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%