I'm Not Snarky I'm Just Selectively Polite Tee vintage concert tee The barely functioning

The barely functioning

Ever feel like running your household is less “boardroom” and more “pirate ship”—complete with mutinies

and always up for a laugh before noon

💁‍♀️ Whether you’re dodging drama at work or Zen-mastering the carpool line

The gift for the friend who left the expected path and never looked back

I'm Not Snarky I'm Just Selectively Polite Tee vintage concert tee The barely functioningThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH