Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

Inspired by Billy Madison

Some addresses outlive their buildings

Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee

with large red block serif text below reading "PACKERS

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"Jacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,