Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt genius because resentment seasons everything from

because resentment seasons everything from memory

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

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That wholesome exclamation point is working harder than any HR department in history

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt genius because resentment seasons everything fromNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters