The British Blew a 13 Colony Lead - Unisex Muscle Tank retrotech dark blue text reads "ERWIN

dark blue text reads "ERWIN A

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

a digital illustration of Colonel Sanders with white hair

Gold brushstroke text reads "MIYAGI-DO" above red text reading "KARATE

Carving a math symbol into a pumpkin is the most efficient way to clear a Thanksgiving table since announcing your political opinions

The British Blew a 13 Colony Lead - Unisex Muscle Tank retrotech dark blue text reads "ERWINBritain had the greatest military on earth, home court advantage, and a 13 0 series lead, then lost to a roster of farmers who couldn't afford uniforms. History's greatest choke job deserved its own sunglasses wearing trash talk portrait. The Details: Arched white block text reads "THE BRITISH BLEW A" across the top. Below, a white engraving style illustration depicts George Washington grinning in sunglasses with star details in the lenses, a powdered