Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Every word on that sign

Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout

Flat illustration of a BMX bicycle rendered in white

and a walking pose

Pho is the only food that lets you print profanity on a shirt and hide behind a pronunciation guide

Orange script text reads "Duck Blind" beside black text reading "FOR COCKTAILS" with an orange martini glass

Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Every word on that signUncle Joe moving kinda slow is generous, considering the man turned avoiding responsibility into a competitive sport. Booking a room at the Shady Rest means accepting that the water tower doubles as the community pool. Inspired by Petticoat Junction. Part of our Retro Hotel collection, featuring the iconic locations of yesteryear. The Details: Golden tan line art depicts the Shady Rest Hotel water tower with wooden beams, a ladder, and a small sign