President Abraham Drinkin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Segmented white sans-serif text below

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

with small red and cream stars and text reading "on 'CHICAGO' SKATES" to the right

A turkey bone deciding someone's fate with less structural integrity than their marriage

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

Distressed royal blue arched text reads "CAIRO

President Abraham Drinkin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Segmented white sans-serif text belowAbraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon. Campaign poster styling really sells getting hammered as a civic duty. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat, blue coat, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of beer. Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type, above large