Professional Fireworks Watcher - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Large angular red text reads

Large angular red text reads "AUTOBAHN" in distorted stacked typography across the top

Bernie's sunglasses are doing more acting than most living people manage on vacation

Swapping one vowel in a swear word is the Irish equivalent of diplomatic immunity

A white oval below contains dark bold sans-serif text reading "MOTEL

topped by a royal crown

Professional Fireworks Watcher - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Large angular red text readsA highly specialized skill set. Requires years of practice, a lawn chair, and absolutely zero liability insurance. The Details: Bold white arched "PROFESSIONAL" at the top and "FIREWORKS WATCHER" at the bottom center a vintage illustration of a red white and blue striped lawn chair resting in a patch of grass. Scattered white five pointed stars orbit the chair in a clean single color white print on royal blue. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%