Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt restaurant Inspired by Total Recall

Inspired by Total Recall

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

" arcs across the top of a rounded rectangular badge

Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting

Dusty ponchos and flexible ethics are the only dress code that matters

Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt restaurant Inspired by Total RecallVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck