Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large decorative distressed lettering reads

Large decorative distressed lettering reads "RIOS" with "UTAH-IDAHO INTERMOUNTAIN LEAGUE" in smaller condensed text to the right and "BASEBALL CLUB" below

Boston's Reserves took the field in 1884

it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA

Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large decorative distressed lettering readsBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler